Squishable

There is no such thing as a Winter Wildcat. There are many other subspecies - the lovely Corsican wildcat, the mischievous Sardinian, and of course...

Mini Haunted Plague Nurse is the type of person to offer you a sundae topped with spiders and say, "try it, they're crunchy!!" You try it, and it t...

The Plague Doc has been possessed by the spirit of Halloween! By which I mean, they're actually possessed by a spirit. Of Halloween. They don't min...

I have two black cats at home. What's one more! Well I'll tell you what's one more, a lot of scratching and hissing is what you get with one more. ...

Hey you! How about we find a festive sakura grove, hang up some paper lanterns, lay out a picnic blanket, and eat a bunch of sakura flower-flavored...

If you didn't save any cookies for this festive nurse, I really have nothing to say to you! And they BETTER be sugar cookies with icing and sprinkl...

A "preposition" is grammatically anything a frog can do to a toadstool. It can be on a toadstool. It can be under a toadstool. It can be around the...

Allow me to introduce the chef! The great master of the kitchen! The creme de la creme! Known far and wide for his gourmet taste, his fabulous knif...

From deep in the bowels of the earth, far into the chasms from which no one ever returns, past the horizon of all decency and light, comes the voic...

Whoa Mini Triceratops! Love your facial accessories! I may have a snazzy nose piercing, but your hardware takes it to another level. What's that? Y...

I don't want to hear that red velvet is technically "just chocolate with red food coloring", it is NOT, that's a cruel rumor! Red velvet is the mos...

They see you when you're sleeping, when you're awake, and when you told your mom you were going to take the chicken out to defrost and never did! T...

Soooo...just like, out of curiosity. Have you ever, just, like, you know, sprinkled some salt on your head? I know, sounds dumb, but like, actually...

Little ribbit, so very sweet! Did you turn into a lotus flower? Are you dressed up as a lotus flower? Were you born that way? Are you just a very e...

You know what I do when I see a demonic entity sworn to the services of a possibly metaphorical underworld? I go up to that servant of darkness and...

In another world, coffee looks the way it makes you feel. It's filled with sunshine and rainbows and happiness. It looks like the smell of smiles a...

If smoothies have one fan it's me. If they have no fans, I've died. The perfect blend of fruits and juices and a whole bunch of other yummy things....