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  • Pearly Gates 20mL - Saltire Games
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    Pearly Gates 20mL

    $6.99

    A full white metallic, pretty as a pearl. This paint can be used on any undercoat color, but for best effect, Pearly Gates needs to be used over a ...

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  • Forrest Flux 20mL - Saltire Games
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    Forrest Flux 20mL

    $6.99

    In this box of chocolates you get a view of looking high up into the leafy canopy with just a hint of the sky peaking through with shades of green,...

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  • Redrum 20mL - Saltire Games
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    Redrum 20mL

    $6.99

    Redrum, Redrum, Redrum, Redrum, Redrum, Redrum, Redrum, Redrum, Redrum, Redrum, Redrum, Redrum, Redrum, Redrum! Get it? Blood red... ok I'll go now...

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  • Mother Lode 20mL - Saltire Games
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    Mother Lode 20mL

    $6.99

    Think mother of pearl or an abalone shell, this is truly the mother lode of color. Think of an iridescent surface with a soft glow of yellow, pink,...

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  • Blue Steel 20mL - Saltire Games
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    Blue Steel 20mL

    $6.99

    Blue Steel is a beautifully bright metallic gray with a hint of blue. Though not a full shift paint, you will see a hint of extra blue saturation o...

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  • Absinthe 20mL - Saltire Games
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    Absinthe 20mL

    $6.99

    A classy paint that isn't what you think. Unless you are expecting a green hallucination, then... well... you are in for a treat with Absinthe. Abs...

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  • Cool Ranch 20mL - Saltire Games
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    Cool Ranch 20mL

    $6.99

    "Shiny blue is more noticeable, more unique, and more full of the chill promise." A super saturated blue metallic. No mistaking this color for anyt...

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  • Gold Rush 20mL - Saltire Games
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    Gold Rush 20mL

    $6.99

    There’s gold in them thar hills, as well as in this paint pot. This is a bright, true metallic, that is the color of a pure gold nugget. Formulated...

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  • Tin Star 20mL - Saltire Games
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    Tin Star 20mL

    $6.99

    I doubt that Robin Hood’s nemesis ever wore a tin badge; but Bullock, Longmire, and Woody sure did. A pale, silvery true metallic that is almost ch...

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  • Let Them Eat Cake 20mL - Saltire Games
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    Let Them Eat Cake 20mL

    $6.99

    Shouldn't this be, "Let them eat brioche."? Let Them Eat Cake can layered under one of the others in the set or used on its own to show off a range...

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  • Crystal Cavern 20mL - Saltire Games
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    Crystal Cavern 20mL

    $6.99

    Like breaking open a geode and discovering what it holds inside in the form of pale blue and pink crystals. It can be used layered over one of the ...

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  • Dark Net 20mL - Saltire Games
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    Dark Net 20mL

    $6.99

    Not easy to find, and hiding some deep dark secrets. Probably our darkest shift paint, but one of the coolest. Dark Net is almost black with a deep...

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  • Ground is Lava 20mL - Saltire Games
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    Ground is Lava 20mL

    $6.99

    Don't touch the ground or you might get burned. Ground is Lava is our premier Turboshift and changes from a vibrant red to a yellow gold to orange....

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  • Multi Pass 20mL - Saltire Games
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    Multi Pass 20mL

    $6.99

    This bright orange paint's secret ingredient is love. Multi Pass can be used on any undercoat color but works best over white. Our example paint im...

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  • Bubblegum Crisis 20mL - Saltire Games
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    Bubblegum Crisis 20mL

    $6.99

    A golden, pink bubblegum color. Bubblegum Crisis is a special type of turboshift that we are calling a zenishift. When used over white it is a supe...

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  • Da Ba Dee 20mL - Saltire Games
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    Da Ba Dee 20mL

    $6.99

    "All day and all night and everything he sees is just blue." I just love this blue. It is soo bright and vibrant. Definitely a hero color, a real s...

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  • Miami Sunset 20mL - Saltire Games
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    Miami Sunset 20mL

    $6.99

     Sundown over super cars and super stars. Pink and purple and chaotic hedonism. Miami Sunset brings a riot of red, pink, purple, and orange to the ...

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  • Turbo Dork Black Ice - Saltire Games
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    Turbo Dork Black Ice

    $6.99

    Black ICE can be deadly to an intruder net running in cyberspace. So be careful as you may not see it coming. This all black metallic paint with ju...

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  • Twin Sons - Saltire Games
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    Twin Sons

    $6.99

    "Twin Sons of Different Mothers" (la, dee, da, da), only in this case, Twin Sons is a turboshift a different look on different base coats, what we ...

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  • Ice to Never 20mL - Saltire Games
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    Ice to Never 20mL

    $6.99

    I slept in a flame because it made me feel strong, building up my ice to never thaw. Ice to neverrrrr. Ice to neverrrrrr. Ice to Never has a transi...

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  • Sparkle Motion 20mL - Saltire Games
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    Sparkle Motion 20mL

    $6.99

    "Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion." Made with actual silver, Sparkle Motion will blind you with its brilliance. Give it your ful...

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  • Shifting Sands 20mL - Saltire Games
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    Shifting Sands 20mL

    $6.99

    Like standing in the desert and watching the sands shift around you. No way out but forward. Shifting Sands displays shades of yellow-gold with hin...

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  • Two Cents 20mL - Saltire Games
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    Two Cents 20mL

    $6.99

    A penny for my thoughts? Nah, just let me give you my 2¢. A rich, coppery true metallic, just don't try to spend it. Formulated for airbrush use, b...

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  • Silver Fox 20mL - Saltire Games
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    Silver Fox 20mL

    $6.99

    If a gentleman with good looks and grey hair is known as a silver fox, then is such a man without hair known as a bald eagle? A mid-range true meta...

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  • Bullion 20mL - Saltire Games
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    Bullion 20mL

    $6.99

    We aren’t talking about making soup here, just pure liquid gold. Stock up on the real deal. An expensive looking mid-range true metallic gold.  For...

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  • 3D Glasses 20mL - Saltire Games
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    3D Glasses 20mL

    $6.99

    3D Glasses has a beautiful blue/cyan front facing color that transitions to a magenta. This is one of our first Turboshift formulations. You won't ...

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  • All That Glitters 20mL - Saltire Games
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    All That Glitters 20mL

    $6.99

    "All that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mooooooooold." All That Glitters is a pure yellow gold with high pigmentation. It is extr...

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  • Turbo Dork Scarab - Saltire Games
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    Turbo Dork Scarab

    $6.99

    Egyptian scarab amulets were immensely popular and traded through the Mediterranean world. By association, Scarab is bound to be one of our most po...

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  • Radium 20mL - Saltire Games
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    Radium 20mL

    $6.99

    Feel the green glow and everlasting warmth of radiation poisoning. This paint does a slow transition from yellow to gold to green before your eyes.

  • Turbo Dork Box Wine - Saltire Games
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    Turbo Dork Box Wine

    $6.99

    The bag in a box wine was invented in 1965 in Australia. At that time much of the world turned up its nose at the idea and labeled it “cheap”.   Ho...

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  • Turbo Dork Grave Robber - Saltire Games
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    Turbo Dork Grave Robber

    $6.99

    It’s midnight on a night with no moon. The air is perfectly still, and the only sound is that of a shovel biting into the dirt. You hit something. ...

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  • Turbo Dork Supermassive - Saltire Games
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    Turbo Dork Supermassive

    $6.99

    Supermassive is our first dark red shift. Moving from an almost black-brown up through a warm red and with hints of yellow at the extreme edges. Su...

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  • Sugar Rush 20mL - Saltire Games
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    Sugar Rush 20mL

    $6.99

    As sweet as lilac-iced petit fours with silver nonpareils. Even though Sugar Rush is a light color with transitions from violet to pale orange and ...

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  • Sweet Dreams 20mL - Saltire Games
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    Sweet Dreams 20mL

    $6.99

    "Sweet dreams are made of this, Who am I to disagree?" Sweet Dreams can be used layered over one of the other color or on its own. 

  • Wavelength 20mL - Saltire Games
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    Wavelength 20mL

    $6.99

    400 to 500 nm at the far end of the visible spectrum. This is the darkest paint of the Chill Out Bundle matched set which can be used layered under...

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  • Blue Raspberry 20mL - Saltire Games
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    Blue Raspberry 20mL

    $6.99

    I mean really, who came up with this as a flavor when we were kids? They should get a medal. Blue front facing color quickly transitions to a raspb...

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  • People Eater 20mL - Saltire Games
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    People Eater 20mL

    $6.99

    Coming out of the sky with one long horn and one big eye. A fully saturated royal purple metallic. Formulated for airbrush use, but may also be han...

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  • Curacao 20mL - Saltire Games
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    Curacao 20mL

    $6.99

    Like a relaxing dip in the ocean. Well, I mean the blue of the ocean in Curacao, not here in Los Angeles. That would be a terrible idea. Curacao ca...

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  • Malum Malus 20mL - Saltire Games
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    Malum Malus 20mL

    $6.99

    Green, delicious, and hiding a secret.  This bright paint is not a true turboshift but nonetheless has a hint of a yellow-green shift. Formulated f...

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  • Death By 20mL - Saltire Games
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    Death By 20mL

    $6.99

    Dark, rich chocolate. Simply delicious.  Formulated for airbrush use, but may also be hand brushed.