Squishable

It's hard to have a conversation with a tree. I've tried. I've been like, "Hey Oak, who do you think the bad guy is this season on 'Only Murders in...

Listen to this Spooky Druid's wisdom. But beware, for this wisdom is cursed! Once you know it, you will never be able to unknow it! Even when you t...

Hey stranger, I'm looking for a farm. You know, the type where you do farm work with your tentac...hands? I'm here to inspect some cows. Just inspe...

Do it. Do the thing. You know, that thing you want to do, but know you shouldn't? Well maybe you should. Maybe you should just do that thing right ...

Howdy howdy howdy! I sure do wish I could be playing my 'monica out on the range by the campfire, cooking some vittles! Instead I'm doing math home...

Legend says that on a night such as this, the Great Plague Beast arises in the forest! It growls its growl! It gnashes its teeth! Behold! The Great...

There is no such thing as a Winter Wildcat. There are many other subspecies - the lovely Corsican wildcat, the mischievous Sardinian, and of course...

Mini Haunted Plague Nurse is the type of person to offer you a sundae topped with spiders and say, "try it, they're crunchy!!" You try it, and it t...

The Plague Doc has been possessed by the spirit of Halloween! By which I mean, they're actually possessed by a spirit. Of Halloween. They don't min...

I have two black cats at home. What's one more! Well I'll tell you what's one more, a lot of scratching and hissing is what you get with one more. ...

What's better when you pour espresso over it? Pretty much everything! Vanilla ice cream? Yes! Hot chocolate? The best! This cat? Delicious! More es...

Hey you! How about we find a festive sakura grove, hang up some paper lanterns, lay out a picnic blanket, and eat a bunch of sakura flower-flavored...

Look deep into his eyes and say his name three times... no? Probably for the best. You beetle-believe this 14" squishy Stag Beetle is the perfect m...

If you didn't save any cookies for this festive nurse, I really have nothing to say to you! And they BETTER be sugar cookies with icing and sprinkl...

Spooky or cute? We say both! This 7" squishy plague doctor is carrying a mini glow-in-the-dark lantern to light the way for a midnight visit. He's ...

This purse has all the prepositions! A preposition is anything a frog can do to a log, a plane can do to a cloud, or in this case, a dog/hot dog hy...

Not a fan of creepy crawlies?! Me either. Luckily this bag just looks like a creepy crawly! It is, in fact, a bag. And there is absolutely zero cha...

A "preposition" is grammatically anything a frog can do to a toadstool. It can be on a toadstool. It can be under a toadstool. It can be around the...

Allow me to introduce the chef! The great master of the kitchen! The creme de la creme! Known far and wide for his gourmet taste, his fabulous knif...

From deep in the bowels of the earth, far into the chasms from which no one ever returns, past the horizon of all decency and light, comes the voic...

Whoa Mini Triceratops! Love your facial accessories! I may have a snazzy nose piercing, but your hardware takes it to another level. What's that? Y...

This is Tube! While not their official name, that's what their creator, Rachel, has decided to call them! We just have to sell it as a caterpillar ...

I was going to be a good little description writer and look up some SICK mosasaurus facts for you, but I'll be real...there were simply too many! T...

I don't want to hear that red velvet is technically "just chocolate with red food coloring", it is NOT, that's a cruel rumor! Red velvet is the mos...

Hey there, Sweetie! What's up, Honey? How's it going, Sugar? If you find yourself unable to stop using sucrose-themed terms of endearment, consider...

They see you when you're sleeping, when you're awake, and when you told your mom you were going to take the chicken out to defrost and never did! T...

We are udderly in love with this soft and cuddle-worthy plush friend. What's better than a cow? A pink strawberry milk cow. With her rounded body, ...

Soooo...just like, out of curiosity. Have you ever, just, like, you know, sprinkled some salt on your head? I know, sounds dumb, but like, actually...

Little ribbit, so very sweet! Did you turn into a lotus flower? Are you dressed up as a lotus flower? Were you born that way? Are you just a very e...

You know what I do when I see a demonic entity sworn to the services of a possibly metaphorical underworld? I go up to that servant of darkness and...

In another world, coffee looks the way it makes you feel. It's filled with sunshine and rainbows and happiness. It looks like the smell of smiles a...

What comes with a paper cup, is probably lukewarm and a bit bitter, and contains massive amounts of caffeine? Me! But also this Bodega Coffee! To b...

If you're in that very VERY niche audience of paleontological and gem collectors, have I got the toy for you! Enjoy the colors of your favorite cry...

If smoothies have one fan it's me. If they have no fans, I've died. The perfect blend of fruits and juices and a whole bunch of other yummy things....

Mmmmm, smells like freshly baked cookies in here... can we eat the whole batch? Maybe we'll spare this 10" tree-shaped squishy cookie and save it f...