Alter Egos Series 6 Plague Doctor Nymph
It's hard to have a conversation with a tree. I've tried. I've been like, "Hey Oak, who do you think the bad guy is this season on 'Only Murders in...
View full detailsIt's hard to have a conversation with a tree. I've tried. I've been like, "Hey Oak, who do you think the bad guy is this season on 'Only Murders in...
View full detailsListen to this Spooky Druid's wisdom. But beware, for this wisdom is cursed! Once you know it, you will never be able to unknow it! Even when you t...
View full detailsHey stranger, I'm looking for a farm. You know, the type where you do farm work with your tentac...hands? I'm here to inspect some cows. Just inspe...
View full detailsDo it. Do the thing. You know, that thing you want to do, but know you shouldn't? Well maybe you should. Maybe you should just do that thing right ...
View full detailsHowdy howdy howdy! I sure do wish I could be playing my 'monica out on the range by the campfire, cooking some vittles! Instead I'm doing math home...
View full detailsLegend says that on a night such as this, the Great Plague Beast arises in the forest! It growls its growl! It gnashes its teeth! Behold! The Great...
View full detailsWe've certainly got a weird tale for ya! That noise you hear in the middle of the night? Yeah, it's NOT rats in the walls, but instead a baby entit...
View full detailsWhat's better when you pour espresso over it? Pretty much everything! Vanilla ice cream? Yes! Hot chocolate? The best! This cat? Delicious! More es...
View full detailsA "preposition" is grammatically anything a frog can do to a toadstool. It can be on a toadstool. It can be under a toadstool. It can be around the...
View full detailsAllow me to introduce the chef! The great master of the kitchen! The creme de la creme! Known far and wide for his gourmet taste, his fabulous knif...
View full detailsFrom deep in the bowels of the earth, far into the chasms from which no one ever returns, past the horizon of all decency and light, comes the voic...
View full detailsWhat is a duckling's all-time favorite snack? Cheese n' quackers! On the thin premise of this pun he waddles his way to the convenience store. He g...
View full detailsHey there, Sweetie! What's up, Honey? How's it going, Sugar? If you find yourself unable to stop using sucrose-themed terms of endearment, consider...
View full detailsWe are udderly in love with this soft and cuddle-worthy plush friend. What's better than a cow? A pink strawberry milk cow. With her rounded body, ...
View full detailsSoooo...just like, out of curiosity. Have you ever, just, like, you know, sprinkled some salt on your head? I know, sounds dumb, but like, actually...
View full detailsLittle ribbit, so very sweet! Did you turn into a lotus flower? Are you dressed up as a lotus flower? Were you born that way? Are you just a very e...
View full detailsYou know what I do when I see a demonic entity sworn to the services of a possibly metaphorical underworld? I go up to that servant of darkness and...
View full detailsIn another world, coffee looks the way it makes you feel. It's filled with sunshine and rainbows and happiness. It looks like the smell of smiles a...
View full detailsWhat comes with a paper cup, is probably lukewarm and a bit bitter, and contains massive amounts of caffeine? Me! But also this Bodega Coffee! To b...
View full detailsMmmmm, smells like freshly baked cookies in here... can we eat the whole batch? Maybe we'll spare this 10" tree-shaped squishy cookie and save it f...
View full detailsCozy up to this plush cuppa joe that's as comforting and soothing as that first tasty sip. Don't worry, this squishy companion is decaf, so you'll ...
View full detailsGot milk? This soft and cuddle-worthy plush friend sure does. This 7-inch tall fuzzy milk carton is adorable with its rosy cheeks, sweet smile, and...
View full detailsSome fluffy puppies, you want. You want to pet and cuddle them, and tell them they're the best thing in the whole widdle world. And then there are ...
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