Toys - Plush

It's hard to have a conversation with a tree. I've tried. I've been like, "Hey Oak, who do you think the bad guy is this season on 'Only Murders in...

Listen to this Spooky Druid's wisdom. But beware, for this wisdom is cursed! Once you know it, you will never be able to unknow it! Even when you t...

Hey stranger, I'm looking for a farm. You know, the type where you do farm work with your tentac...hands? I'm here to inspect some cows. Just inspe...

Look deep into his eyes and say his name three times... no? Probably for the best. You beetle-believe this 14" squishy Stag Beetle is the perfect m...

Howdy howdy howdy! I sure do wish I could be playing my 'monica out on the range by the campfire, cooking some vittles! Instead I'm doing math home...

There is no such thing as a Winter Wildcat. There are many other subspecies - the lovely Corsican wildcat, the mischievous Sardinian, and of course...

If you didn't save any cookies for this festive nurse, I really have nothing to say to you! And they BETTER be sugar cookies with icing and sprinkl...

I have two black cats at home. What's one more! Well I'll tell you what's one more, a lot of scratching and hissing is what you get with one more. ...

What's better when you pour espresso over it? Pretty much everything! Vanilla ice cream? Yes! Hot chocolate? The best! This cat? Delicious! More es...

Do it. Do the thing. You know, that thing you want to do, but know you shouldn't? Well maybe you should. Maybe you should just do that thing right ...

Hey you! How about we find a festive sakura grove, hang up some paper lanterns, lay out a picnic blanket, and eat a bunch of sakura flower-flavored...

Hey there, Sweetie! What's up, Honey? How's it going, Sugar? If you find yourself unable to stop using sucrose-themed terms of endearment, consider...

Legend says that on a night such as this, the Great Plague Beast arises in the forest! It growls its growl! It gnashes its teeth! Behold! The Great...

A "preposition" is grammatically anything a frog can do to a toadstool. It can be on a toadstool. It can be under a toadstool. It can be around the...

Whoa Mini Triceratops! Love your facial accessories! I may have a snazzy nose piercing, but your hardware takes it to another level. What's that? Y...

Mini Haunted Plague Nurse is the type of person to offer you a sundae topped with spiders and say, "try it, they're crunchy!!" You try it, and it t...

The Plague Doc has been possessed by the spirit of Halloween! By which I mean, they're actually possessed by a spirit. Of Halloween. They don't min...

This is Tube! While not their official name, that's what their creator, Rachel, has decided to call them! We just have to sell it as a caterpillar ...

They see you when you're sleeping, when you're awake, and when you told your mom you were going to take the chicken out to defrost and never did! T...

I was going to be a good little description writer and look up some SICK mosasaurus facts for you, but I'll be real...there were simply too many! T...

Spooky or cute? We say both! This 7" squishy plague doctor is carrying a mini glow-in-the-dark lantern to light the way for a midnight visit. He's ...

I don't want to hear that red velvet is technically "just chocolate with red food coloring", it is NOT, that's a cruel rumor! Red velvet is the mos...

Some fluffy puppies, you want. You want to pet and cuddle them, and tell them they're the best thing in the whole widdle world. And then there are ...

Got milk? This soft and cuddle-worthy plush friend sure does. This 7-inch tall fuzzy milk carton is adorable with its rosy cheeks, sweet smile, and...

It's cuddly, really! Here's your chance to hug a venus fly trap without any of the bugs. Give it a squeeze and feel the softness! 24 squishy inches...

What is a duckling's all-time favorite snack? Cheese n' quackers! On the thin premise of this pun he waddles his way to the convenience store. He g...

Mmmmm, smells like freshly baked cookies in here... can we eat the whole batch? Maybe we'll spare this 10" tree-shaped squishy cookie and save it f...

Cozy up to this plush cuppa joe that's as comforting and soothing as that first tasty sip. Don't worry, this squishy companion is decaf, so you'll ...

Soooo...just like, out of curiosity. Have you ever, just, like, you know, sprinkled some salt on your head? I know, sounds dumb, but like, actually...

Little ribbit, so very sweet! Did you turn into a lotus flower? Are you dressed up as a lotus flower? Were you born that way? Are you just a very e...

Allow me to introduce the chef! The great master of the kitchen! The creme de la creme! Known far and wide for his gourmet taste, his fabulous knif...

From deep in the bowels of the earth, far into the chasms from which no one ever returns, past the horizon of all decency and light, comes the voic...

You know what I do when I see a demonic entity sworn to the services of a possibly metaphorical underworld? I go up to that servant of darkness and...

In another world, coffee looks the way it makes you feel. It's filled with sunshine and rainbows and happiness. It looks like the smell of smiles a...