Turbo Dork Paint

In this box of chocolates you get a view of looking high up into the leafy canopy with just a hint of the sky peaking through with shades of green,...

A classy paint that isn't what you think. Unless you are expecting a green hallucination, then... well... you are in for a treat with Absinthe. Abs...

"Twin Sons of Different Mothers" (la, dee, da, da), only in this case, Twin Sons is a turboshift a different look on different base coats, what we ...

Not easy to find, and hiding some deep dark secrets. Probably our darkest shift paint, but one of the coolest. Dark Net is almost black with a deep...

Egyptian scarab amulets were immensely popular and traded through the Mediterranean world. By association, Scarab is bound to be one of our most po...

Feel the green glow and everlasting warmth of radiation poisoning. This paint does a slow transition from yellow to gold to green before your eyes.

A wave of color constantly breaking on the shore. Subtle color shift between greens, golds, and a hint of warm something or other on the finish. It...

Green, delicious, and hiding a secret.  This bright paint is not a true turboshift but nonetheless has a hint of a yellow-green shift. Formulated f...

It’s midnight on a night with no moon. The air is perfectly still, and the only sound is that of a shovel biting into the dirt. You hit something. ...

Let’s see, there is half-hitch, figure-eight, bowline, sheepshank, and of course, Gordian. This luscious dark green paint over a black primer is ...

I'm on a diet. When the ocean's foam goes metallic. A green that is perfect for down where it's wetter. Formulated for airbrush use, but may also b...